Sir Plotsalot
Knight of the Round Chart
Hear ye, hear ye!
Tag @SirPlotsalot beneath any tweet bearing numbers, tables, or other unruly figures, and he shall ride forth and return them unto thee as a noble chart — properly axed, gallantly labelled, and free of three‑dimensional embellishments.
From the Quest Log
On the 14th day of the Moon of April
Sir Plotsalot was summoned by a brave merchant to plot the rise and fall of his sourdough starter. Victory was achieved in 4.2 seconds.
Last Tuesday at dusk
Three peasants did present unlabelled bars of mysterious provenance. Sir Plotsalot labelled them all. Two were ducks.
On the eve of the Quarterly Review
A 3D exploding donut chart was sighted near the village. Sir Plotsalot rode forth. The donut yielded its secrets and was reborn as an honest column chart.